Occasionally, the spam in my inbox turns out to be downright hilarious. Today, such a spam arrived.

Following is the filler text from a spam trying to sell me renter’s insurance. It is presumably intended to make spam filters think the message is legit — it barely fooled SpamAssassin, but not Thunderbird. It’s clearly generated by a random prose generator with a singularly limited (and odd) vocabulary.

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Any photon can negotiate a prenuptial agreement with a tomato, but it takes a real hydrogen atom to trade baseball cards with the spider related to a pine cone. Now and then, the fairy completely tries to seduce the pickup truck from some flavored hell. A fire hydrant defined by the freight train matches A cheese wheel, a wedge inside a blithe spirit, and a fried cocker spaniel are what made America great!

Edit: This post is amusingly attracting spam. The spams are being retained deliberately (with hyperlinks removed) for comedic value.